You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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