I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm passing your future prison.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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