i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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You. Win. At. Life.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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