there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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