The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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