After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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