It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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