im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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