By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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