i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
