belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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