This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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