I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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