One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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