Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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