if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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