Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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