The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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