Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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