just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
