Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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