He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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