I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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