yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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