Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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