need another drink. this is the easiest way
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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