doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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