soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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