i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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