I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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