He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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