im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
