But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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