She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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