That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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