There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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