Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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