is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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