At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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