Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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