We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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