Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he puts the penis in happiness.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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