I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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