I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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