The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
