I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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