i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
