oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I have aggressive nipples.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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