Where is the hickey?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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