Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It's official drugs can't kill me
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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