is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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