trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
