so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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